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what is it with comedians and shoes? when i saw demetri martin, he had a 10 minute skit about his right shoe giving him attitude.

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My brother is telling my cousin lies about last night saying him and his gf decided to go to a hookah bar to celebrate his new job. Bitch we invited you and you didn’t have fun at all.

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imagegot a family of 4 in my house :)X

image my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

image ”we’re not calling him dad.”

i am legitimately interested in this story

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every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.

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we got a couple of dalmatians

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goddammit cruella not this shit again

its back

I tried to not reblog this.

my ramble of Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous episode 4

i really like the new zach stone episode (and i know i ramble a lot about this episode but this is one more add-on) because i can relate to it so much, being a virgin hanging with friends who have had sex and thinking “i can do it! it’ll be fun! i’ve got this in the bag” then when it actually is about to happen (like zach) i get nervous and i talk a lot and then i’m like “i can’t do this, this doesn’t feel right, it’s too soon” and the guy is always let down and i feel bad. but in zach’s case, christy didn’t give two shits about him so that makes it worse.

that’s the reason why i haven’t done it, it just doesn’t ever feel like it’s the right time or with the right guy and the guy gets impatient and leaves. sigh.

and the part where christy attack’s zach with her tongue, i reacted the same way when i first got french kissed. you’re just like “holy shit, what the fuck? i guess it feels ok, i’ll roll with it but i think i’m doing this wrong.” 

blasianxbri: danispaghetti: distraction: truepac: mmrnd: samanthaokonma: one-pill-to-end-it-all: weirddirection: This makes me really sad. aw :( Ive reblogged this so many times. you can actually feel the pain and loneliness in your heart. he’s not even surprised because this is normal for him :/ It’s a fucking cartoon It’s a claymation movie actually but that’s beside the point. The point of movies is (often) to portray real life situations. Who cares if it’s a “cartoon”? There’s someone somewhere that sees this as reality.  saying “it’s a fucking cartoon” is like saying making this cartoon was a waste of time and it has no value for the earth because of what it is. that “cartoon” has a good story line and a character they can relate to.
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blasianxbri:

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truepac:

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samanthaokonma:

one-pill-to-end-it-all:

weirddirection:

This makes me really sad.

aw :(

Ive reblogged this so many times.

you can actually feel the pain and loneliness in your heart.

he’s not even surprised because this is normal for him :/

It’s a fucking cartoon

It’s a claymation movie actually but that’s beside the point.

The point of movies is (often) to portray real life situations. Who cares if it’s a “cartoon”? There’s someone somewhere that sees this as reality. 

saying “it’s a fucking cartoon” is like saying making this cartoon was a waste of time and it has no value for the earth because of what it is. that “cartoon” has a good story line and a character they can relate to.

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Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

alternate title: smug bastards ft. sweet, sweet redemption

andrew, this is what i was telling you about, men experiencing contractions

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